Teabag him!

He looked so familiar, I had to look it up. Mad respect for the actor now

I voted… I really thought we were gonna see record numbers based on early voting crowds in my state :(

X_X

He's an anti-Hamsterite!

But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an "I"!

What is this. I'm not mad, just asking.

Get a job you hippie!

"You see that sign up there? It says 'Smashmouth'. I'm just kidding, it says 'Applause'."

Totally agree. I can't believe there was a time that I didn't flavor something with garlic/butter/spices besides salt and pepper.

To be honest, my mother was a terrible cook. I actually took over chili making duties from her when I was a kid.

I'm from Texas and I'm sick of this willful "no beans" ignorance. The modern concept of chili is generally agreed to have its roots in San Antonio in the 1800s. Hispanic women would stew giant pots of meats, spices, and peppers and sell them from stands on the street. The contents were highly variable, depending on…

Shots fired!

SAD

Calling someone Billy Shakespeare is one of my favorite insults. It simultaneously calls the isultee out for not being as talented, but also takes the piss out of Shakespeare as well via a familiar diminutive.

How does this affect my viewing of Shakespeare in Love?

AND The Hunt for Red October

wut

Sad!

Sad!