Jean Ralphio saying "why don't you turn that frizown upsidizity?" = smoking gun

On the PS4, L2 is the brake but if you hold onto it long enough you'll start reversing.

I've discovered the best way to handle a dogfight is to reverse engines once you have a fighter in your sights. You'll just keep backing up and they'll keep coming at you, and you can continually fire at one target.

So the secret recipe is every spice that everyone uses all the time?

Those goddamn Minions.

It's a perfect match. Tommy Lee Jones hates rude behavior in a man, and the Rock has no tolerance for candy asses.

Watching Obsession and the direction is phenomenal. Shades of the Searchers; that scene where McCoy visits Kirk in his quarters and everything is red is phenomenal.

This is my problem with the movie. It feels designed to be played in a middle school history class. There is something to be said for that; however the sort of movie you can show to a middle school history class will be somewhat sanitized and unchallenging.

He ain't got time to bleed, or visit his local Redbox

It seeps out of holes in a tree. It's nature's candy. Assuming a sentient tree has a butthole, then we're looking at a candyass situation here #notoleranceforcandyasses

#zerotoleranceforcandyasses

Ever heard of maple syrup

oh God, he's on LV-426… GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

If you're gonna play Dabo the same way you play Tongo, you're gonna lose some latinum.

But they're bringing back the kid from 3Fast to fill the role of boring white guy!

That's the thing about a candyass fight… the candyass always wins.

Inch or a mile!

I forgot Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit existed while I was watching Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

You're really going to use baseball as an example of a sport less boring than the Olympics?

All this time #zerotoleranceforcandyasses was right there for the taking and I missed it