She's not a brunette (or breakfast food), so Ron Swanson is not interested.

Dela-WHERE?

Did you seriously just use Tuvix in an argument?

Is it a Sausage Party commercial or a Dennys commercial?

RSS feeds are bullshit, like QR codes

The Rock was on an episode of Star Trek Voyager that I certainly did not watch

"The thing you gotta know about a starfight… The star always wins." (Vin Diesel slams a crowbar into the sun and it explodes)

It's no Predator

3D sucks bro

So much potential user/comment synergy

Why does Riker, the largest crewmember, not simply eat the other crewmembers?

That's quite a leap. It makes me furious.

That screenshot from Parallels is of Wesley Crusher, not Data.

<3

I came here to start this thread but I knew it would already be here. May your crust always be cheese & bacon stuffed pretzel

I find it delightful

Sad!

I expected more than just a credits sequence… but I was wrong.

Chronicles is one of the first sequels I remember being really disappointed in, to the point of not even finishing it the first time I rented it.

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realized, it wasn't that farfetched.