And people think publicists are bad on a writer’s inbox..

Where in Nebraska do you live?

#SomePeopleLikeBugs

Happy Halloween!

When creating content, context matters.

Think you’ll be able to go back to Brazil, Ryan?

“The guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and said ‘get down.’ I was like (puts hands up) I put my hands up. I was like ‘whatever.’

Hey, Ryan- you get out of Brazil before they brought you in for questioning?

You have to ask yourself, when hungry for media attention..

Relevant..