Cadillac DTS.

Why not just get your racist parents a Cadillac instead?

Huge pickups that will never have anything in the bed. The dudes who buy these are insecure people who are overcompensating by trying to buy their perception of masculinity. Why does it bother me? Because they also drive like 14-year-old bullies who were thrown a set of keys by their drunk old-man. But hey, maybe they…

It looks like a giant eraser.

Counterpoint: it doesn’t

For me, it’s the recent (maybe decade-old) revelation that the Toyota Camry now has more horsepower than most of the cars in the muscle car era. I drive a 1968 Cutlass and a 1989 Firebird. I can’t tell you how many people like to point out you can get a Camry with more horsepower.

The new head of BMW design:

It’s an OCNORB....probably driving to pick up the Loc-Nar

God help us if bears start driving. They can’t keep it between the yellow lines

FTFY

They killed it with the whole package on that one, really.

Vlasic: “It was the right call.”

Q: It was the right call?

As a survivor of leukemia, I can say that there were three distinct moments of relief during the entire process.  The first was hearing that I was in remission.  The second was five years after remission, hearing that the odds of it coming back were now essentially zero.  And the third was the initial diagnosis.  The…

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