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You can be an apple user and still need a pc for some stuff.
I sure am :)

Hell, I’ve ran mac os on a pc for the better part of a decade after my G5 died and I was too poor to buy a mac pro. I just gutted the G5 and built a pc inside using Legos to peg the things inside :) The cheese grater cases were amazing. Still are

Why would anyone expect a chest like that to have anything good in it? If it was good enough to matter then this chest would be important, which would mean the bug would have been fixed prompto.

“Players don’t cheat to get a faster time. They cheat to get a time, faster.”

Riolu is very good, he just didn’t want to spend the time necessary to get legitimate records.

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The movement system in ‘Gish’, the quirky physics platform designed by Edmund McMillen (before meatboy/isaac) and developed by Cryptic Sea (creators of the original ‘bridge builder’). ‘Gish Revamped’ was released on steam last year for its 15 year anniversary:

Thanks! I feel irrevocably stupider for having read any of that.

“The evil, racist asshole beat himself.

This little slip up shows they might not be using Bing at all

Both. With EVE, it’s always both.

Am I reading an article or a scifi book

Why do people go pay 12 bucks to see a rich person recite someone else’s words in front of a green screen background?

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no

Now THIS is the type of article I come to Kotaku for!

It can't be, because I actually understand why this game is fun and enjoyable 

I had no idea this was going on and I saw “HE FINALLY DID IT” and “HE DID IT” both trending on Twitter. Was kinda wondering who Trump nuked.

More than that, the Horde race that takes their influence from African and West Indian cultures—the Trolls—also do not have access to the hairstyles that would cement that cultural link. There’s an entire sub-race of Zandalari trolls steeped in Vodou and West Indian traditions (Bwonsamdi is literally the Haitian

They can certainly try. But this is the internet. Once it’s out here, it’s out here for good.

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Wind Waker isn’t my favorite Zelda but it has some of my favorite Zelda moments, including that ending.

The kind with tomato (a very juicy fruit) sauce

This is a good idea, and here is why.

Heavily vegetable-topped pizzas can have a lot of water on top if they are prepared incorrectly; and cutting said pizza will lead to a box so soggy that the pizza falls through it onto my shoes which WERE flyknit Nikes and now I have hot pizza water BURNING MY FEET and that’s how