The fact that Authy can sync 2FA codes across devices fundamentally subverts the point of 2FA.

This. PvZ2 kept many fan favorite plants from the first game behind micro transaction gates. 

I’m fine with the art style, but I really want to know how the microtransactions work in this one.  The way PvZ2 handled it made me not want to play the game at all.

Wildlands was not a loot shooting game, though.   Looting wasn’t the point of it at all, and thank god for that.  I’d rather enjoy the gameplay and world than fret over collecting the nth iteration of some gun just so that it can do slightly more DPS than some other gun.

I mean WIII was a much better game than AoE II, but of course a lot of that was how awkward the UI was in AoE II, so if the remake of AoE II makes that better, than I can’t imagine buying WCIII remastered over it. 

Arthas, duh. Love that guy. Er, love to hate him.

I’d pay 10 dollars more for any game if they shoehorned him in there.

True. The only difference is KFC was a successful stand/restaurant before deciding to franchise, while this person is a random person walking into your store asking for 50 dollars to tell you about a recipe.

All jokes aside. This person clearly doesn’t understand the profit margins at deli’s if they think a deli can afford to hand over 20% of their profits on a piece to someone else.

Nah, was referring to the story title. I did have the same thought however, he could have let the joke hit for just a beat or two more. He’s not a comedian though, so I didn’t think much on his ability to time jokes =P. Pro-writer on the other hand...

“I’ll be THAT guy” mode engaged.
This would have been more funny without the spoiler for the joke itself. Still, +1 and thanks for the share fodder.

Unpopular opinion: Girl Scout cookies all kinda suck. Sure they are edible but every time I have one I ask myself why I wasted the money.

Wow you sure roasted them!

I don’t want to antagonize you or start an argument, but your second paragraph completely answers 100% of the things you said you don’t get/understand.

There’s throwing stones from a glass house, and then there’s throwing stones from atop a pile of broken glass.  

Suddenly it’s “PC” to not talk about your butthole in a public, sponsored setting.

Need ice? Freeze water!

Take it easy on the evil overlords. Flipping the website layout is literally the sum total of all the work they’ve done since taking ownership of the sites.

I’m not trying to get your entire staff fired or anything, but can you tell the webmaster to fuck off with the reversed website layout and put the other page links back on the left side?

I unapologetically and unironically love it.

Definitely intentional, they made multiplayer more casual friendly by removing the death count so new players can’t be mocked over chat for their KDR. This is Activision double-dipping by selling the feature back to the hardcore players.