“My first thought is Tom is playing a horrible joke”

Will Lizzo be in this? 

I’m pessimistic about new Star Wars stuff at this point, but this looks rad.

This seemed like a weird episode to introduce Jack. She had a great surprise bathroom introduction with Keeley but then never really did anything else the entire episode.

The first game was absolutely not a “carefully constructed interconnected Metroidvania,” it was a series of often nearly linear levels separated by a hub (your spaceship) that often had one or two doors you’d have to backtrack to eventually when you had the power to open them. Like, the worst part of that game was the…

I know it’s theoretically gruesome and taboo, but it felt very YA to me. The metaphysical love triangle with Lottie, the fact that even though the show “says” the girls are starving we don’t really get that feeling from that at all and they all look pretty much the same as they did in the beginning, and the music…

So...vintage Apple watches in 2052? Hmmm.

Yes this issue with scale made that scene towards the end silly, where Greef is ceding land of indeterminate size to the Mandalorians (is it the size of Long Island or the size of Texas??), but it seems like he could cede an entire hemisphere because the planet only seems to occupied by about 50 people.

Yeah it was kind of weird that this amazingly large thriving town only had about 25 people in it, whether they were camping in the outskirts,or welcoming 20 mandalorians to their planet. I mean, hell, you can use Blender (a free 3d program) to digitally add some blurry people in the background if needed. Surely Disney…

Yeah, it’s better than green screen, but still pretty obvious.

Mandalorians should be able to hold their own against Jedi, they should be out in the galaxy wrecking shit—not hiding in a cave by Turtle Lake.

About 1/3 of all traffic deaths are alcohol related, and it’s estimated that alcohol related crashes more than $120 billion in damages. I’m not saying I’m for mandatory breathalyzer tech, but if the cost was trivial and the accuracy were 100% it would be hard to argue against it.

I love that Shazaam/DC films look so shitty it’s difficult to tell if a persons face is actually their face.

I enjoyed the one dude who just saw his son snatched saying something along the lines of “this happens everytime” when their jetpacks run out of fuel and they were unable to keep pursuit. Between this and almost getting eaten by a giant crocodile dinosaur, I’d be starting to question if this group actually does know…

You’re probably right about how they’ll be used (though as captured wild animals I wouldn’t describe that fate as pets or working), but I’m not sure “well cared for” describes anything I’m seeing among these bozos. Without our leads, they’ve so far been helpless to much protect themselves against sky monsters and…

I think a lot of it is endemic to (in my opinion) a vast majority of streaming shows today. They have 8-10 episode order, but they really only have a story that covers 3 or 4 episodes. Instead of just telling a killer 3-4 episode story, we get a bloated, meandering 10-episode season with stuff that clearly feels…

Being defeated by a blind unaware Han does not hold up well.

The Grogu situation really is feeling more and more like they’ve painted themselves into a corner with no plan on how to get out, so they’re just passing time in hopes that somebody thinks of something at some point along the way.

Getting Grogu to Luke was a natural off-ramp, either to pivot the show into a different…

I’m confused about how the premise is going to work, because it’s pretty well established in the Star Wars universe that it takes about 12 hours to get from the galactic center to the Outer Rim. Mando now travels from one system to another in a ship without a bathroom. How are the kids going to be lost in space Star…

Thanks for not making this a slideshow!