This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

He was also in...also...uh...also in...the shittier season of Altered Carbon?

Maybe the real oppression was the friends we made along the way.

while awaiting judgement for something he did in the field. (This something won’t be revealed until the climax, but if you were paying attention in 2020—or, you know, any time throughout the history of policing—you can probably ballpark its nature.)

So I’m just about finished with the first season Killing Eve, and I don’t know what I’m missing, but it’s not as good as I was lead to believe. Whenever I think the show is misleading the audience, giving us a red herring, it actually just goes ahead and does the expected.

never underestimate the appeal of getting out of the house for a while.

Thanks, she likes it when you call her.

Fine. I’ll do it.

Edit: Someone already said this and Kinja won’t just let me fucking delete the comment. But who gives a shit? I live in the greys and my mistakes are only seen by the rest of the garbage people down here. #foververgrey

That’s sort of what I mean. Black Widow got “it’s a Marvel movie, you know the deal” type reviews. I think that the Eternals needs “It’s not just a Marvel movie, it’s a new experience, must see”

It looks gorgeous, but I’m just not much of a fan of of those oversized creatures they’re fighting. I don’t really know what alternative direction I’d like them to take, but these wrestling matches with generic alien monsters all go the same way: they’ll roll around furiously, the creature will have the hero pinned…

they probably had to work out his spinoff, crossover, and “appear in a freaking toyota commercial” obligations...plus after that ScarJo bungle they probably added three pages of fine print. I am just hoping he is being paid as much or more than the good Chris was.

Mare has to solve a murder that takes her from the blue collar small town of Eastown, Delco to the mean streets of Baltimore, where she must team up with another tenacious-but-damaged cop: Jimmy McNulty. The sexual tension simmers as these two functional alcoholics bicker over which is superior, pit beef or cheese…

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

I don’t know, I think it was a mistake for Lollapalooza to get rid of both of them.

They are all boring, buy whatever is cheapest. <shrug>

Her claim was that her contract specifically said the movie would have an exclusive theatrical release and that Disney didn’t talk to her or her people about changes to the deal. So not sure how this hurts her case at all if those things are true.

Disney probably made the right decision to switch to a multi-platform release, but that doesn’t mean they were right to deny Johansson her cut.

I was about to joke about the author lazily cribbing from whatever pre-written obituary the site has on file, but I strongly doubt the AV Club has enough of its shit together to keep pre-written obituaries on file.

This weirdly reads like a mini-obituary and I don't like it. 

select one memory to live inside for eternity...give their rejected applicants a chance to experience one perfect moment before they return to the void