Because the wording is never clear: is each attempt with a specific destination in mind, or does just set out and decide to travel to either New York or Bermuda on a whim?

It’s not. It’s the fx for the personal forceshield you dumb iliterate person. The article even describe it. Read before comment.

People taking shots at names is a really big pet peeve of mine.

You say that like Vin Diesel has been in anything outside of the Fast and Furious series that has been relevant outside of saying five words as a tree in the past 15 years. Vin Diesel is about as sought after as a wet fart.

I just love how Vin Diesel threw out the word “Felliniesque” as if that descriptor has any bearing on the Fast and the Furious movies (which I happen to love). What does that even mean? It’s like words no longer have definitions. Anyway, I find the whole situation Kafkaesque. 

Sorry I love the look of this car. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If we’re going to fire the billionaires into the sun, we must first convince them to board spacecraft.

Does Trump’s antics even count as a swindle? He comes off as more of an Alpha moron leading a large contingent of average morons.

The baffling thing about this movie is it they didn’t make it funny. It’s made by a funny director, and the supporting cast seems so intentionally made up of actual comedians and comic actors, and Chris Pratt is only good when he’s being goofy. How did everyone involved decide it would be best to more or less play it…

For context:

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that the more you describe a comedy sketch that you can’t watch because it’s on a paid service, the funnier it gets.

“Let’s describe a comedy sketch” is a bold new article strategy. Half the time I try to describe/retell a standup joke to someone I just give up halfway through - never going to be as funny as the real thing.

It’s been out for like 3 hours, how am I supposed to have the context for this article? People have jobs.

And his American friend, McDonald’s AR-15.

This whole article is full of made-up names. I mean come on, “Lucy Lawless?”

“OK, we need some damn Soviet Avengers. Who we got?”

Were those on Lamentis-1 normal humans? They could have been similarly powerful aliens, for all we know.

Yeah I just could not follow it. They seemed to literally be running around in circles.

That’s what you get for playing against Oddjob.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought they totally whiffed that big “one-take” action scene at the end, lol. If your big choreography sequence requires both leads to stop dead in the middle of the street for like half a minute, for no discernible reason, while a literal apocalypse is happening around them you…