Iron Man 2 > Iron Man 3. There, I said it.

No show has ever needed an end date more than this one.

Two posts in a row bitching about Luca. I guess Disney didn’t pay their advertising tithe to AV club this month!

Y’know, the idea of a group from the future where we’ve been attacked by aliens coming back to tell us actually has some merit, in a Terminator meets Ender’s Game kind of way. It’d actually be kind of interesting to follow the training of the entire world for the upcoming war (think Japan nearing the end of WWII…

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Batman? Probably not. Man-Bat? Almost certainly yes.

I have owned both Batman and Catwoman toys in my youth, and I can confirm Batman indeed went down on Catwoman.

And yet Elon will never notice you.

Be grateful you don’t steer with the touch screen. That wan’t a request. Be grateful.

Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

No, the sign saying not to was a hoax. So free those hot snakes in the fresh air. 

because the thrust calculations are for the rockets working in conjunction with the wheel-driven electric motors.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

I’m pretty excited for this one. I loved the movie*, and Jasmine Cephas Jones deserves to be the star of something good.

(*Yes, even the part where Daveed Diggs freestyles at Officer Ethan Embry to throw him off-balance)

Counterpoint: If someone goes above moving hives of bees based only on what they saw on a few social media videos, we should not be particularly concerned for their welfare.

It’s like someone calling out a plumber because he is ‘too sexy’ when snaking a toilet clog.

“She’s setting a dangerous precedent,” Chamberlain says pointing out all the safety gear that Thompson should be wearing but isn’t in most of her videos.

And that would be an interesting reimagining of the Star Wars series... having it redone from the perspective that Luke Skywalker is actually a terrorist and all this talk about ‘the Dark Side’ is just shit they made up as unreliable narrators... and that Darth Vader is actually one of the good guys. 

$55k for a Kia is WILD. I know it’s a great car, and looks pretty slick, but that’s more than a new Audi S4 (or nearly as much as an RS3).

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