$20,000/year for a high-end escort whom I only have to share with 4 to 6 guys???? That's both cheaper and more monogamous than my last girlfriend!!! Where do I sign up?

@countjackula: We (current humanity) are all half Cylon.

@ItsMeMasih: Many people don't know that the original Godzilla movie was a commentary on nuclear arms.

@Hami83: Right. This is also why they held out until recently to put their music on sites like Rhapsody where the consumer can listen to it as much as they please for one flat monthly fee.

I used to LOVE Metallica. I must have bought Ride The Lightning and Master of Puppets 5 times each because I kept wearing the cassettes out. That is, until the Napster thing. I wasn't even a big Napster user, but the fact that I had already had to buy their albums multiple times because of wear and theft, and yet…

@Loki: Fleshbot?

I have Netflix (who doesn't?) and I had Hulu Plus since Beta. I am sorry but the Hulu service just was not good. The content was anemic and the fact that I had to watch commercials even though I had the paid service was ridiculous. Furthermore, not all of the content is viewable on every device. "What do you mean…

but...but...but...why?

@armerad: But how are you having the conversation?

@armerad: Hopefully you don't tell them over the phone.

Oh yeah. I saw an interview with Jack when he was 85 years old and he was driving his Corvette and talking about how he can still keep his wife happy...Viagra free.

When programs like p90x and Insanity talk about going back to basics and doing it old school, what they really mean is "doing it Jack LaLanne style."

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Wasn't this featured in an episode of IT Crowd?

I like #1, especially if it is just the entrance to a large underground car garage (by large I mean enough for 5 or 6 cars). What I don't understand is using such an awesome contraption to store a 996 Carrera 2. The water feature alone can run you more than the car.

If you mess with Leisure Suit Larry Ellison, he'll ram his 454 foot yacht up your HeyOh!

I'm torn. On one end, I can absolutely understand why the family would want to have the hearse destroyed, but on the other hand, seeing a great piece of history destroyed just breaks my heart.

@laughplaylive: You might be a bit harsh on your criticism, but I agree that the "When animals attack" type coverage in the media can be a bit much. That said I think you are missing the "Gizmodo" angle of the story. The boy possibly saved himself from a mauling using his mobile phone (one of Gizmodo's main…

"slipping in the crevice between screen and keyboard"

1: WTF?