Yep. First thing I thought was, Jeffrey Dahmer.

They don't want his ethnic self.

They don't want his ethnic ass.

Prone. God Almighty.

Paging Dr. Sebi and his circus monkey brother Yada Awakening.

Because their ashy selves aren't ready for the child support payments!

I'm not the DSM, I can't explain his disorder.

Just like that Paul Mooney bit in Hollywood Shuffle.

I've made mistakes in this life, but when I go to the next one I will be Hotep-free.

Oh, I saw some go hard about Bowie, so I can only imagine what Prince is dredging up.

SENTENCE OF THE DAY!

Well, wonder no more, Mary!

And yet you've got these Ankh Princesses like Badu who will still lap it all up.

They can't even wipe the crust from their eyes correctly, but suddenly they're all Johns Hopkins and the rest of it when they're 'educating' us.

Nooooooooooooo! Normally, I don't give a hooping funt about the children, but this is too much.

Like that dude who tells women if they eat dark cherries for 60 days straight they'll never have another period. You see, back in the day, African women didn't have periods and it's another Eurocentric malady passed on to us. I can't even begin.

These dudes are so lame. With his Napoleon Dynamite-sounding self. Ashes, ashes everywhere.

What fresh hell?

Yeah, I thought that Algebra was one of those countries in north Africa but I was wrong.

No, he was a member of that terrorist group Al-Gebra.