2-hole is the best description of Jeter I have yet read.

Goths prefer Roman wine?

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

I don’t give a fuck about him being an asshole, and I don’t give a fuck that he doped because, as you said, everyone doped.

Crude college students? Oh my stars! I’m certain that the young academics at the fine center of learning, Illinois, would never resort to crudity, much less profanity!

“Hey lets play A-Rod at third you guys”

What is “central baseball”? What is with the extra “as”’s? Seems like this was written on a mobile device with autocomplete.

So Varitek the Innocent was just getting in between them to chill things out. Of course. You know, most catchers pull up their masks when they want to start yakking. But not our Jason; he just wanted to settle things down!

I tried to read all of this, I really did. But I am as apathetic about his career as he is.

Hopefully ESPN doesn’t use Lupica to host Sports Reporters now. That is one of the only shows left with some dignity.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

His tinder profile is Tim Jomsula

I don’t what the problem is with that

Jimmy Crumbsaver

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

If we can’t laugh at kids then what are we doing, really

Unverified fact: the kid’s Make-A-Wish wish was front row tickets to a Giants game.

Well I don’t think he could hear the kids in the upper deck asking him for his batting gloves.