I know it's official Gawker Media policy to shit on the Cardinals at every turn, but worst team? I mean, sure, worst fans but their team is actually pretty good and while their fans are, again, obnoxious and self-righteous, there's really not anybody on the team that's really all that bad. This is reaching

Pete Carrol: “Pass through a motherfuckin face...”

Twitter: allowing pussies to say shit they would never dream of saying in person since 2006.

Texas over USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl. As a Mizzou fan (I know, I know) I naturally hated Texas but I was so pumped to see them knock off USC in what is widely considered the greatest college football game ever played.

“Well, I have a microphone and you don’t.... SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!”

I second that emotion

This cannot get enough stars

An isolated incident? He threw his fucking BAT at the pitcher. Machado is every bit the crybaby bitch Ventura is. What happened tonight was the culmination of two of the surliest shits meeting each other. This was bound to happen.

— Puig takes fastball to ribs

FF12 was originally on PS2

I once made a list of all the people that are worse than Dana White. It was a very short list.

If that's neither here no there, then why did you feel the need to point that out?

Unless you're taxing the wealthy. Duh.

Or maybe his show should suck less

The comment was good and all, but I'm really just starting your handle

That would NEVER happen at MY school!!

Out of all of your hilarious comments, this one made me laugh the hardest. Bravo, you magnificent bastard.

Let's not forget furious masturbation!

This is criminally underrated

How many of us are here to discuss morals? Moral superiority is one of the typical Deadspin commenters favorite pastimes