At least this time he didn't suffer a mysterious injury immediately afterwards!

“Because I have a brain and you don’t...”

You magnificent bastard

I think you could use a nap too, buddy

I was literally thinking that exact same thing

8 paragraphs for a minor quibble

DOWN WITH WHITE PEOPLE!!

Relax. Deadspin can't hate EVERYONE

HE'S ON FIRE!!

Jesus. Quit acting like your dog just died. It's not that fucking bad

this is all coming from a guy who likes Lil B

Drake is my favorite white rapper

"But I knew Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, and I liked the idea of a team that appreciates itself and what it's been and strives toward an ideal of immutability, even to the point of snobbishness. Baseball as a sport, to some extent, coasts on its own bow wave; nothing wrong with a team that knows it."

Oh c'mon, that hasn't been called a travel in 25 years

Well, this sure got all the KU fans fired up...

duh. Everything's cooler in slo-mo

So a young, naive girl falls for a controlling, obsessive, quasi-abusive dick... And this is a new concept?

I'm sure he likes it a lot better than "50 Shades of Tate"

Only in the NFL can a guy who cold-cocked his wife, meet with Roger Goodell and still manage to not be the biggest asshole in the room

So, you discounted the entire article because the other incorrectly reported whether Sanders gave himself a nickname? That's awfully smug of you