I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career.

This is becoming unbearable. Everyone who jokes is an asshole. Everyone who laughs is an asshole. Everyone who doesn't get it is an asshole. Everyone who doesn't care is an asshole. And everyone who doesn't agree is an asshole. I make jokes about all types because my friend group, made up of all kinds, don't take each…

I think you missed the point, Ohrae... Deadspin and other outlets RAILED on Tebow back when he joined the NFL for "simply being who he is". It was "stupid and insulting and worth being upset about", but somehow it was OK when you're talking about someone's religion. It does seem weird that Deadspin, who has no…

"Team employees took him to a veterinarian for a checkup and bath."

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.

You've got to be fucking kidding me

Fuck you.

Just looking at the picture, I was like "that looks like Tysons".

Fuck Canada.

I'm surprised he wasn't ratted out by the Phillies.

I chuckled. And then I felt shame.

"and it would be safe to assume the writers of this article didn't, although I find it hard to believe someone in the business of publishing info wouldn't"

Considering Bilyaletdinov is still living after being the lazy-ass D man who let Mark Johnson skate by him for the critical tying goal with one second left in the first period of the Miracle on Ice game, I think he'll survive this one, too.

"The apple in Snow White is red and has a proud tradition, so just shut up."

Given the Cuban baseball culture, he would've stood and admired the decapitation before running.

Doesn't make up for '72 in Munich, but we'll take it anyway.

I googled anal sex tours in Germany.... and I shouldn't have googled anal sex tours in Germany.

"I don't want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment."