as opposed to a 2- or 4-pedal manual?

You've just described Bleacher Report's business model.

I disagree...it's totally fine to relish this.

Because that joke is played out.

didnt take the snobs very long..

You know what? I can't disagree with that at all.

It would be refreshing to learn that Eli actually succeeded in retaining possession of something.

LOLWAT?

Starting around where these two are priced.

I'm pretty sure those two are with a group from Miami. Look at the Marlins fan seated right behind them.

James Belushi: Chicago Blackhawks/Bears/Cubs, 1954-Present:

I hate to be that guy, Tom, but if we're covering Chicago mascots, you somehow left out the worst and most cartoonish of them all:

Usually when a ref screws up a call that bad it’s Triplette’s.

He deserved to get spit on for filming in portrait mode.

I think the Tesla Motors people are just saying nothing to see here.

There would have to be a ton of vaseline there for it to appear yellow...in small quantities it is transparent.

It seems only fair since Kozma seemed to have vaseline coating his glove all night.

Whatever substance is in his glove didn't keep Waino from catching that pop fly or Kozma from making those plays. Not saying it shouldn't be looked into, but its not why we lost.

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

Alfred Morris was a 6th round pick in 2012. He's signed to a 4 year/$2.22 million deal. Most of which probably isn't guaranteed. He's making $480k this year. While more than the vast majority of people in this country make, he's not a multi millionaire, at least not yet. And there's no guarantee that he will be. All…