The touchdown comes with sprinkles. That's good!

I really don't understand the euro need to disparage. It's totally different circumstances. From roads, to fuel costs, to taxes, to outright space... I can see why Euro's want to make do with the smallest vehicle they can. Here, we don't have to and the bigger, more powerful trucks make life easier. Especially for…

come to an A's game. We're happy people there. In fact, the only "fan" violence i"ve witnessed happened when a Giants fan tried to pet an A's fan dog on dogday, and the dog barked and growled at him!

I went to an NFL game this past weekend and when the opposing (home) team scored, some of their fans near me decided that it would be fun to taunt me (that's ok) and touch my face and head (not ok).

Can we please put to bed the notion that San Francisco is some politically aware, socially-more-conscious-than-thou, perfectly diverse oasis that transcends typical urban problems?

This reminds me of another black pioneer named Jackson. Not only did he sleep with a white woman, he turned into one.

I-95. and that Stretch in Florida.

If Kutcher decides to frame that photo, it'll only be the second geriatric he's ever mounted.

I enjoy the Giants being awful, too, though.

The Steelers being awful is my favorite thing of this NFL season.

This one gets a lot of attention because of the big markets and big names involved, but in a small town, being the only plumber is always a great trade.

I don't know why or even if it's relevant, but for some reason it really warms my heart when the Eagles lose.

"How far did Rocky run in the Rocky II training montage?"

Who do you think you are? Tom Brady?

I call BS. I knew a lot of football players in college and, while it isn't a definitive sample, by far the most common state was "drunken."

McDonald's sure does know their target demographic.

Because there has to be buffer between the Virginians and the Pennsylvanians, and West Virginia doesn't have the resources to do it alone.

He dated Madonna, you'd think he'd be able to handle a bean in the mid-60s

Look, nobody gave a fuck about the Saints before Breesus Christ showed up. Do you remember all the empty seats back in the 80's when they were on TV. Of course not, because they were never on TV to begin with. And that's fine. The team didn't give anybody a reason to care, and that is not the fault of the fans. But…

As someone who lives five minutes from the Pentagon, I can tell you yes, it did happen, and yes, you are a gigantic asshole for asking.