“Proudly Racist, Violent, Heavily Armed, and Uneducated Persons of Largely Scots-Irish Extraction” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

Notwithstanding the abundant angry red-faced white trash shitkickers in lifted pickup trucks with “OATH KEEPER” bumper stickers, the distance from major job centers and consequent traffic, the air pollution, and the smell of cow shit wafting down from Chino, Coachella is by far the worst thing about living in…

You know when ‘cheeky Nandos’ was making the internet rounds and a lot of people were confused and we Brits were quietly cackling? This is how I feel right now. This is my cheeky Nandos and I am lost.

I love her idea that “everyone is more or less accepted” is good enough in terms of equality. “Eh, everyone is more or less accepted, I think we can call it a day."

Zac Efron has a dream that little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by their number of Instagram Followers.

the stripe dissonance combined with the 75 different arm, leg, and/or neck hole

If you gave me a million years to think up things I wanted, tiny beer donkeys would never cross my mind. But now I want tiny beer donkeys more than I think I have ever wanted anything in my life?

I felt very sympathetic after reading your article, and I’m disappointed by your reaction to Titania126.

I’d use this to challenge Internet Toughguys irl looking to get rekt.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so like nu metal

I feel like plenty of literate adults don’t know how nutrition and healthy eating works. It’s a skill set like anything else; being literate is not the only thing needed to be able to understand how to navigate diet and nutrition.

How about taking some amazingly really sound advice without being sarcastic? It seems like you’re looking for people to just agree with you and tell you that it’s okay if you don’t properly exercise and it’s okay if you eat whatever you want. And IT IS OKAY as long as you are aware that you will not be losing weight…

I feel sick just looking at your poor wrist!

I don't know what I did but I apparently recommended my own post-this is apparently one of those days when I should not be allowed to get on a computer. Sorry...

Mister Tea and I are both from the same tiny Midwestern town and when we got married 21 years ago, we decided to have the wedding in said tiny Midwestern town because even though there is nothing to do there, it was still infinitely better than having it in the slightly larger Midwestern town we lived in at the time…

This one is my favourite- classic rom-com mix up!

Oooooh! Pretty! I'm not a jewelry person in general — although I appreciate the beauty of it, I just don't find myself actually wearing much of it. When my husband and I married almost 30 years ago we were poor and I was knocked up. He gave me his mother's thin gold wedding band from her divorce from his father. His…