They're like a bad addiction.

I've had 10 neons so far

Well, someone needs to buy them new

You keep asking these questions when we already know the answer...

How dare you besmirch the bad name of syphilis! Syphilis is a bacteria that does what it's genetically programed to do. Lobbyist chose to do what they do.

They should just add more cylinders.

They're like cute little Panda-esque rolling terrorist cruise missiles.

This tech is too new for this shit.

Maybe they are saying you can get 18.8 mpg while averaging 115 mph? If so, sign me up.

This solidifies my resolve that Vegas is not a place worth traveling to.

But what if that kid grew up to be one of the world's top experts in the fight against AIDS?

From a driving dynamic standpoint burnouts, drifting, and teen hormone driven J turns are huge steps backwards as well.

Did someone say Barracuda?

Governors are made to be removed.

"AW HELL NAW"

For a commuter car Saturn's are far from the worst the GM made, or anyone made.

The need to call their car the F150 to troll Ferrari.

Well we now know what to turn down for.

Easy, the Golf Harlequin

Ferry smoothed the seats of four smooth-seated four-seated smooth Ferraris.