An article about how they are practical, fun, stylish, can be sporty, and are not to be made fun of by larger two wheelers? I can “consult” for you, if you need help writing it, I scooted all winter and can’t wait for summer.

Well, that comment is.... three years old, so.... I dunno

R34 GT-R turbo? Neat, probably not too hard a swap.

Fallujah is in Iraq, Falougha is in Lebanon.

I screamed at her, then as i drove away I stopped in the road and asked her what it felt like to be a fascist (string of words I won’t type here).

Scooter/motorcycle parking is a shitshow here now, too. $5/2hours on a ticket gets you all day access to any scooter zone in the city, but like 90% of PPA Jackboots don’t know that yet, so it’s commonplace to walk past 8-9 motorcycles/scooters ALL with overtime tickets on them, but all legally parked. I also got a…

Philly is pretty kindergarten-tier as well. (But we have tons of trolleys and a surprisingly extensive regional rail network, not to mention the buses that every city has)

I don’t recommend stopping there.

Alternatively, the Grand Sport is more useful in a greater range of situations whereas the Z06 is always in “safety OFF” mode.

Are we sure it’s on the same vertical plane as this test track? It almost looks like the top 2-ish feet of a conversion van/moving truck’s roof, on a slightly lower road hidden from view. Plus, no visible wheels, and the front squishes in pretty far, so the front wheels would be pretty damn close to the center of the…

No, it’s definitely not. And I’m showing my Jalop age here. Haven’t even seen this posted in a few years.

They definitely do. There are plenty in Philly and NYC, to say the east.

What, was this post sponsored by the luggage handlers union? Clearly this is how it all goes down. (Possibly NSFW language)

The Germans, Dutch, and Belsh are super into it. Maybe France, too?

Where the hell did you hear that lie? That’s so blatantly untrue it’s not funny. Bottles of booze have no individual serial numbers, and I have never “scanned my license”, nor has anyone ever gotten busted for that (and yes, I have friends who bought for underage parties that got busted up. Said friends never heard…

I have personally deadlifted two seperate i4 engines (bottom end, no heads). With the right technique and training (and maybe some sort of yoke to get a decent grip), you could probably get two people to lift a hell of an engine, especially if it’s only going 20 feet

A. This isn’t exactly groundbreaking. It’s a lot harder to wait around and hail a cab or call for an uber if you phone dies, people will jump on it if they must. B. people’s phones will, by definition, lose more battery as the night goes on. People will increasingly want to get home as the night goes on. Correlation…

you found the rustliest jimmie, bruh. Good work.

Gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna roll coal this boys hole

Damn nature, you scary