You have a funny way of spelling MURRIKA

Barring the inventions of Cugnot and his possible predecessors, there were like... zero cars during the Civil War, so I’m going to go with Bats V. Soups

I haven’t seen you post a cookie monster gif in like... literally a year.

Southpaw Drivers

There’s been a 2000 for sale for quite some time in my hometown, but I was always turned off by the condition... This made me rethink that.

Couldn’t have been too Brazilliant if he thought that was a good idea.

This thread provided my daily dose of chuckles. Thanks.

She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her.

THANK YOU.

...And you couldn’t even scrounge up some sped-up footage of it, overdubbed with this?

Holy shit! Ceoltas Pub had a Limo?

Chevy SS models with the 260hp turbo four came with a “no lift shift” feature, where you could keep the gas pedal matted during shifts. Not really the same thing though (I mean, it kind of is, but no fireballs and coolness).

There’s definitely a Kinja user named CountryMacsOcularPatDown, fyi

I’m pretty sure it’s a Thundercougarfalconbird, bro

With this thing getting millions of views, it just goes to prove that old saying; if you build it, they will cum.

This is what I thought of too. Love Agent Orange.

The guys filming it were probably accessories.

This wasn’t hard... like at all.