Gypsies, huh? Did they throw in a dag?

From Where Eagles Dare to Bitchin’ Camaro... I see a trend

Reading that title made me think I was having a fucking stroke.

I think they’re implying it rules Oklahoma.

Day 47: The landies are beginning to suspect that I am not one of them. Note to self: less offroading, more pretentiousness.

Between that bullshit and the coke jokes, it’s a hard fanboyism to have.

I think I read that somewhere (Cracked delves into this type of stuff all the time.) I’m a big believer that Ferris Bueller is a figment of Cameron’s imagination, too.

Doge, why did it take me until now to realize that you lived in/around Philly? How do I get to drive your cars?

Mid-afternoon on a Friday is the best time for #torchlopnik to start.

Literally off of the Kraken bottle, for those keeping score at home.

Twingo cannot into Espace ;_;

If you think the SZ is ugly, you’re probably on the wrong website.....

It gets me EVERY TIME

Why does the richest motherfucker in the world need to steal forty goddamn cakes?

Can you imagine driving a Sbarro down the PA Turnpike circa 1995, only to stop into a rest stop and go inside and get some more Sbarro?

Someone say Power Wheels?

It’s the automotive seat equivalent of a late-night Torchinsky post.

Torch, why don't you have a book deal?

$12+ million might feel like a lot, but look at all the attention you get for your money. Can't put a price on class.