Can you imagine driving a Sbarro down the PA Turnpike circa 1995, only to stop into a rest stop and go inside and get some more Sbarro?

Someone say Power Wheels?

It’s the automotive seat equivalent of a late-night Torchinsky post.

Torch, why don't you have a book deal?

$12+ million might feel like a lot, but look at all the attention you get for your money. Can't put a price on class.

I'd say most people got it. Making a joke in a "worst way to find out they were cheating" thread is pretty risky, and I didn't catch any shit for it, so I'm good.

Did he by any chance hate mondays?

Snag a vehicle capable of running on ethanol, and that timeframe becomes much longer. Plus, you can distill that very easily, and almost none of the downsides are still relevant. But I think two years is probably reasonable for regular gas.

Possibly brutalist, but there might be too much glass.

Do she got dat booty doe....

Pretty sure you wouldn't want to be one of the ones that gets poked

Like, for example, an American?

I call dibs on "gritty sky-chili" as a band name.

No, but I know nearly every geographic reference he makes. He even mentioned my town of ~500 in one of his videos. (His alma mater (iirc) is the other direction up 81, quite a bit east of Harrisburg/mechanicsburg/carlisle)

Used to see this all the damn time driving I-81 through mechanicsburg/carlisle on sunday nights back to school. Trucks galore, but I always let them do their thing before scooting off into the night, using blinks and the occasional friendly wave (back before this damn ice age hit us) out the window.

Holy crap, it's the Apple Cabin Foods of car names.....

Not a huge fan of cops, but that dude should have summarily executed like... a solid dozen people based on that video.

Wait, who? I've never seen this and I spend most of my time on oppo.

NOOOOPE. Unless that's been done by someone with an engineering degree and full usage of FEA equipment and I'm just a chicken/idiot, there's no way in hell I'd get in that car knowingly.