And here I was, judging a book by its cover...

PC Load Letter?

Not five?

Further proof that something baked into the software of the S is on the way.

Followed by two identical cars, to be revealed as the Model B.

I feel like this mandates a third (fourth? FIFTH????) French Connection movie.

Is there any other kind?

Came here to post this.

That scotch was delicious.

SHOTGUN

Now, I know what you're thinking here, and that is: How could you possibly make tires out of bondo and twine? And my response would be: folks, that was a hypothetical situation. Not everything I write is true. For instance: Big and Tall of Houston can't really make a suit for everyone. Say, for instance, that you look…

Sweet jesus those e46 hatchling headlights...

This is the level of burn you just achieved.

3. Benjamin Franklin owned a crude steam-powered road tractor that was used to transport most of the nascent US government's belongings when the capital moved from Philadelphia to Washington DC in 1801.

So what you're saying is... My incoherent bitching about kinja changing is putting us lower and lower on the new-stuff-first totem pole?

Freedom feels good, bro

YOU.

I'll take two.

Wouldn't Duran Duran be more appropriate for the release of, say, the Kia Rio?

SERPENTINE PATTERN!!!