#Shotsfired

No I won't. I avoid that place like the plague.

Eloquence for the ages.

Speaking of gauntlet... I need food badly.

My girlfriend had never seen that style of light outside of TV and movies, so last weekend on our roadtrip, she was giggling with delight that they were real.

And since when is your dad the mayor?

The sentencing is risky, because of that 18 year minimum, but it's common to get off entirely. It's like playing the slots.

I'm thoroughly disappointed that this wasn't the link in the article. Fucking love this song. Makes me want to go down to the shore.

Hussarya you say?

Never knew Jalopnik was the place to learn foreign foreign policy. Interdasting.

PA brofist.

So the whole country is a bank. But, just... a shitty one?

Everything that isn't philly, pgh, or their respective burbs. Nevermind the fact that, according to the US census bureau, LANCASTER COUNTY is in the philly metro stat area.....

I was trying to make a joke, but I now understand how royally fucked they are.

That's so high it's not even funny. Like, holy shit.

couldn't they just... you know... lower the taxes on everything else?

Two in Iowa, Arkansas,West-by-God, and Maryland, four in Ohio, and only ONE in PA?

You gotta be quick on the draw round these parts. Links? Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

Good. Now the Kennedy's will have a place to get a car when they go on holiday there.

Thanks for typing all that shit out, and being the 15th person to tell me how wrong I am.