So the whole country is a bank. But, just... a shitty one?

Everything that isn't philly, pgh, or their respective burbs. Nevermind the fact that, according to the US census bureau, LANCASTER COUNTY is in the philly metro stat area.....

I was trying to make a joke, but I now understand how royally fucked they are.

That's so high it's not even funny. Like, holy shit.

couldn't they just... you know... lower the taxes on everything else?

Two in Iowa, Arkansas,West-by-God, and Maryland, four in Ohio, and only ONE in PA?

You gotta be quick on the draw round these parts. Links? Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

Good. Now the Kennedy's will have a place to get a car when they go on holiday there.

Thanks for typing all that shit out, and being the 15th person to tell me how wrong I am.

As much as I hate the state run system, the plans to privatize haven't been anything to crow about, IMO. Plus, the W&S stores are always clean and well lit. It is a shame we can't get wine delivered (from out of state, or without going through the PLCB, or shipping to a business address.)

"Eleven bottles of wine in one weekend? I think you have a drinking problem."

Pennsylvania?

So, one shouldn't buy (mortgage) a house unless they can pay it off by thirty? Or should I be waiting another couple of years until AFTER then to buy a house?

This is where the dragoning occurs.

TWO DAYS?

IIRC, they were just yellow jackets that decided "Fuck it, this gopher hole looks nice and empty." Honey bees definitely do the pheromone thing, though.

This story takes on an entirely different, Kubrick-esque quality if you imagine flipped as sold for a profit after a short time.

The 30 or so (Can't remember exactly, I was 8) bee stings I got within a minute of each other would like to each, individually, respectfully disagree. I was minding my own business when someone provoked them, around the corner of the house. They went bee-shit insane and stung everybody. Worst birthday party ever.

Can the next QOTD please be "What phrase is least appropriate to say to a customer when dealing with a recall?", or something akin to that?