Orloving in progress

Jason, are you drunk?

No, actually, they didn't.

It's probably the same one from Jue Montegasque, too. BRB watching some archer.

My usual solution is to roll down the window and sing along to the song, never breaking eye contact.

Pretty sure that's.....

This is Jalopnik. We just finished up a contest called the "BeatOff". Double entedres are sort of their thing...

This is the best part. TO THE MOOOOOON!

It's clear to me, though, that this guy's heart is from the Yay Area.

Alternatively..

That's tame for cosmo....

Brb, throwing up in a bucket and investing in body armor.

How else would Micheal Phelps be a thing?

NSFW

I guess they won't be handing these out in the gift bags, then?

Adding this incredibly unhappy looking man standing in what appears to be an empty parking lot.

Unrustle those jimmies. With the highly regarded Beat Off coming to a close, prices of all the losing vehicles will plummet.

CRX versus E36 in the final, CRX gets blown out. Calling it.