That's tame for cosmo....

Brb, throwing up in a bucket and investing in body armor.

How else would Micheal Phelps be a thing?

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I guess they won't be handing these out in the gift bags, then?

Adding this incredibly unhappy looking man standing in what appears to be an empty parking lot.

Unrustle those jimmies. With the highly regarded Beat Off coming to a close, prices of all the losing vehicles will plummet.

This might be worth mentioning, since it involves not one, but TWO of the sites on the list, and goes into detail about them. Depressing movie, though.

CRX versus E36 in the final, CRX gets blown out. Calling it.

True. In the movie, I don't even think it has the 735 engine, though. It's supposed to be the 750 v12, and in order to do that, it needs an 850 gearbox. I had sources for this, I swear.

None were sold with a stick. For the movie they swapped in an 8 series gearbox.

Car number eleven... One one. It is already running.

If I'm gonna get crushed to death in a worthless tin can of a car, it better be getting better mileage than a dodge neon.

Once...

I just call it a Eunos Roadster

A Lahti is also an anti-tank rifle. I'm ok with this.

I read that the clamshell hoods on the first gen cost nearly 30k, so it's possible. Still weird that the engine is still there. And the wheels and tires. Though there's not a huge market for 6 lug sporty wheels.

I believe the technical term is "Block Ventilation Sourced Oil Inferno"

It's scheduled to start publishing on March 19th, 2014.