I once turned left onto Woodward Avenue in Detroit, not realizing

The joke

Pretty sure you meant Lambo, dude.

You have my attention.

Where was there an 85 MPH speed limit anywhere in the US "a couple years" or more ago? Or even now?

;_;

theoretically, you wouldn't need an airbag if you were in a 4/5/6 point, correct? (Not that you "NEED" one anyways...)
Could the advent of steering wheel mounted HVAC and audio controls herald a new era of race-harness, air-bagless cars?

Oh, I'm daydreaming again.

A Lawnmower.

I keep clicking the star, but the number won't keep going up.

Yeah, MDT (Middletown) is the main airport in Central PA (and often has better rates than Philly or PGH).

The clanking has gotten really out of hand.

This is my favorite so far.

And so, so so many penis cars...

The moon landing was a fake.

That will buff right out.

You realize that most northerners consider the Jersey Shore a punchline, more-so than a vacation spot, right?

That's a Helle Nice handbrake location she has there.

I was once in a band called Bremsdruck: 10kp/cm3.