A Lawnmower.

I keep clicking the star, but the number won't keep going up.

Yeah, MDT (Middletown) is the main airport in Central PA (and often has better rates than Philly or PGH).

The clanking has gotten really out of hand.

Nope. Scheduling conflict.

This is my favorite so far.

And so, so so many penis cars...

The moon landing was a fake.

That will buff right out.

You realize that most northerners consider the Jersey Shore a punchline, more-so than a vacation spot, right?

That's a Helle Nice handbrake location she has there.

I was once in a band called Bremsdruck: 10kp/cm3.

You wouldn't download a car..... tune.

That's a SHITLOAD better than TruCoat, I'll tell ya that.

It's because they can sell chebby's for a higher price under the perceived guise of "industrial strength"

[Flamesuit on]

Have you ever fired a gun whilst jumping though the air?