Johnny Z. Confirmed for mad scientist.

Inb4Doge

Damn Illuminati. First our minds, now our stomachs!

Your link takes me to... underneath a bridge. Poor man lost his house because he had to pay for all those damn fence repairs.

Been there..... Still impressed to this day. You Maineiacs know how to clear snow.

Lotus Elise. Good looking, quick, light, small, and dat 'yota reliability... And if/when she gets boring, dump her on someone else for the same price you paid for her.

THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION JALOPNIK, I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT

Sooo... almost never?

This makes me think of FordTempoFanatic.

...For SCIENCE.

I second this.

The OTHER "complex" Mazda engine.

The more you know. Thank you.

When they're setting out to give water to the boat full of people, they use miles as a distance measurement.... huh...

Stellar mileage, regular gas versus premium, I can do the work myself (it's been in the family for... ~50k miles), no hefty repair bills....

Hella awesome.

To be fair, I sold my dub last weekend.

Saturn nut makes me sound... a bit off.

QQ

I like to live hidden in the shadows.

Seconded

I sort of don't want to watch the video. Seems wrong.