Most of my favorites have been said already, but I wanted to give you a present. I know you're only nine, thus much too young to drink, but I thought you should have this.

I nominate anything involving Bill Caswell, not just this story.

Good! Now when off-duty officers participate in gang beatings, they'll be saving the environment!

What about Long-ass charging cords, so that you can service several spaces with one plug-guy, in case some asshole parks there? Or Valets, to move the cars once charged? Factored in to the cost of charging, tipped.

At Chipotle, a place where I have eaten roughly three times a month for the last ten years, I sometimes ask the cashier for “a little cup for water.” Then I walk over to the soda fountain and fill it up with Sprite. (I choose Sprite because it is clear and looks the most like water, so if a worker walks past, he or…

Dammit. Came here to post this.

Love seeing other PAians on jalopnik. I'm down in Ship for school.

Do chains count? If so, Sheetz and, to a lesser extent, Rutters.

All that, and not a single door? hmmmmm...

Because that's blatant bullshit. That's how all those skylines that get imported then impounded get here. Just because it's here, doesn't mean it's allowed to be here. People do it. Stupid, ill-informed people.

Somewhat, like the MERC A-class. They also have only a 15 year wait to import, not 25 like here in the USA.

slick edit bro, be more mad

There are literally two comments containing the word Florida (plus my .gif of bugs bunny), and both exhibit reading comprehension.

Gotchu covered bro

The "premium" is garbage swill, not to be confused with, or compared to, their regular lager. I do believe it has no adjuncts, though.

EDIT: didn't realize this was just last years, my bad

Oh boy, opened up that can of worms, did you?

Haven't heard this or even thought about it since... grade school music class.

Duly noted.

This is a Kettering University shirt. I have several, including this one.