Are humans air cooled?
Are humans air cooled, because of... I guess breath, and airflow over the skin?
I've had my scooter for a whole year
And I’ve loved every second of it
Wish me luck oppo
I have a date.
Two wheel life: a(n) (longish) update
Most likely not a single opponaut remembers my post a few weeks ago about my trusty Saturn being, in actuality, a RUSTY Saturn, and that my roommate and I were replacing it with, of all things, a bright orange 125cc scooter. After a few delays, and much debate over whether this was a purely emotional terrible decision…
2 wheels economical
A couple weeks ago, my trusty 98 saturn failed the everloving crap out of an inspection (lots of rust, 500$ car, 1600$ in work plus tax to get it road worthy). This left me and my roommate in the uncomfortable situation of not having a car. Our broke-ness, combined with the parking disaster that is our neighborhood…
How to move a three wheeled car (carporn for your troubles)
Asking for friend. No, really, I’m far too broke to have a project car (plus I live in the city)...
Mopedlopnik? Opposcootlock?
Seeing as I’m now 25, my lady-friends truck has succumbed to the rust-monster, and I (almost) have disposable income, I’m in the market for a moped. Help me decide. Anyone out there have experience with these lil guys? Any models to look out for (either good or bad)? There are TONS of Puch Maxi’s out there
Sportslopnik: Hockey Edition
Anyone else watching the Caps-Flyers game? Anyone else also feel like a literal murder will happen during this game?
Spotted in West Philly
New DeMuro post soon?
Just had some delicious pizza
Now, the gym before it snows again.
Ever have one of those days...
Where you think it's gonna go great, and then the corporate hatchet-men* show up and start snooping around? And your coworkers are extra annoying? And there's no coffee left in the break room (caffeinated, and we only buy decaf for the irritating coworker from last sentence)?
Oppo needs more comical robots
Here's one
Anybody want to go buy a dragon..ator?
You know you want it.
Talk me out of selling my kidney on the black market
I really want one of these, even though it's not a Redline. Plus, 28k miles? Basically showroom fresh. (just kidding about the kidney comment, I can scrape that much money together, it's just not a financially wise decision yet.)
Sad tunes to fall asleep to
Night oppo.
Warning: Divegrass/Soccer/"football" post
This has never been so appropriate. Also, someone explain to me the USMNT's standings. We have to be Germoney now, right?
Keep oppo metal
My dad is dead set on getting a hunting license again this fall (and I'll probably join him), this song (and album cover) is highly relevant right now.
Classy stuff needed?
Nothing classier than Jalopnik Brefass Scotch.
Bond films are back
Netflix brought back a bunch of Bond films, just in time for finals week.
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