This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

Congratulations on being a stupid 15 year old who thinks they know more than they actually do.

How is it possible you and all the other similar responses live in 2017, have the Internet, and still believe it is possible to swallow your tongue?

People who mistakenly think you can swallow your tongue when you have a seizure or get knocked out. Spoiler alert: You can’t.