I don’t know why that made me laugh as hard as it did, thank you.

Just what it sounds like. Mowing the sheep’s lawn, being polite at the sheep’s book party, remembering sheep anniversaries and birthdays, etc.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who keeps my running score as I read each week! Although I feel like this week was easier than many.

That author has written several similar articles for Elle, and every time all the white girls and gays on my facebook share it with captions like “YASS SLAY THEM OMG SO BRUTAL” and I always just find them so grating.

Kara addressed that show last week. And it was so right.

Google is your friend, you know. ;)

The Trumps will never be able to perform any shade, because shade requires the ability to read deeply and connect dots. Shade is semiotics. Not a single member of that family possesses the subtlety, attention to detail, or nuance to truly understand shade, much less throw it.

Raising livestock, basically.

Well, they caught him at it one day, and...

Subtlety is the heart of shade. Donald J. Trump has not one subtle cell in his body. QED.

Maxine Waters is my Queen and I bow to her. I hope she spends the next 4 years just shit talking Trump and his administration.

Yes, yes, yes. Political shade is sometimes the best shade.

I’m listening to Green Day’s American Idiot today. It’s making me feel better.

The image above is circulating on several sources and was taken at 11:04 ET.

Don’t. Why make it easy for them? Say “I’ve got better things to do” and start pointedly folding paper airplanes.

“I’M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU LAWLESS THUGS!” - Gee, I would love to have the chance to yell that! Alas, I have neither lawn nor hose.

Here is W’s crowd in 2001. So much for republicans not showing up because they have jobs (or whatever excuse they’re going to be using).

Can’t wait for the tweet “We had the biggest crowd for the inauguration! Shame on ABC and the LEFT MEDIA trying to say otherwise! Sad!”