Give that mutt a contract

That serendipitous moment when a piece of trash escapes a landfill in a gust of wind, and somehow lands in another trash heap.

Your nuke argument is weak. A country can nuke a country that doesn’t have nuclear capability without fear of existential consequence.

It’s high quality if you like diabetes.

Lol yeah Chobani is high quality yogurt that really changed the market...

You'd think he'd move out of the way after the first one. What an idiot....

Seriously, the signs are all on the TV broadcast. Anyone with half a brain can relay the signs without risk of being caught. The Blue Jays have been doing it for years.....

“I like the one’s that don’t get caught...”

But that’s a cool picture. They should give them $500 million to play a game instead of wasting it on the disabled people who sleep in the gutter down the street.

Evidence clearly shows that turkey got liquored up and drunk-wandered into their apartment looking for a good time.

Publicly expressing polarizing viewpoints when one is a PR face to a broad, diverse clientelle tends to negatively affect profits for the company said representative works for. That is why he was fired. He is free to express himself how he chooses and ESPN is free to hire and fire people as they choose.

Fuck calling something that doesn't hover a "hoverboard."

Slot him right after Colon Coward

Somebody not getting enough hair attention?

He was literally in a cubical in his place of work lol

Looks like he’s clearly inviting him to a friendly game of “Shoots and Ladders”

Good for Beltre. Fuck the Rangers, but good for Beltre.

Maybe soccer is more your sport?

“Should"

Just put 'em out of their misery