Orange is the new Orange

that makes no sense

Sloppy as shit luck and bad defending but still cool

Media are way dumberer than we

Nice of the other team to not play D on him

They got a great player but sacrificed a shitload of picks they needed for D and O-line for a WR. That trade turned the franchise from a powerhouse to a ponyhouse.

Coming to a sorority near you!

Why not? Technically for Drake they aren’t under-aged...

First thing they teach is you actually want to find tight margins. There’s more money in them...

Can’t wait for when people start using drones to steal shit and commit other crimes (other than war crimes). Burn world, burn.

Kobe = Brady

All this while drinking Sprite. Imagine how good he would have been on Gatorade.....

Does this include postseason weighted by advancement implication?

Never trust authority

In her case, she admitted to taking it after Jan 1 so she already fucked that up.

That’s not a baby dinger! They just haven’t cut the umbilical cord yet....

Did he really call Green a little topper??? Everyone knows he’s a power bottom....

I’d love to see how he avoids Kershaw in the clubhouse showers

The NFL rampantly dispenses heroin in the form of oxy (most deadly drug in the world) to its players yet banishes them for using harmless cannabis to treat themselves. Beautiful.