Doesn't God work in mysterious ways, everyone? In the face of such a tragedy, he's always there to remind us of the one fact that can hold us together, through thick and thin: that Wolf Blitzer is an oblivious fucking asshole.

My mental image was of my trainer from 24-Hour Fitness, polo shirt, shorts, and all.

Let's face it, Parks and Rec won't be on TV forever. So what should Retta’s next vehicle be?

But what if it's my wife calling?