I was sitting waiting for a show to start the other night at a bar and I saw on Facebook they released more tickets. Somehow I got tickets in time. I have orchestra seats for January. I know it won’t be the original cast but I’m still not believing it...

He sucks,

They weren't that young, probably like 13 and 14 years old, but the kids in front of me during Bruno were with their mom and dad (boy and girl). They sat through the whole thing. I wanted to die for all 4 of them. What do you even say after a movie like that when you get pizza after?

That's me....

I lowered my cell phone last year through switching to Sprint from AT&T. My bill went from close to 100 a month to $60 a month — unlimited calls and texts and 2 gb data. I got a lovely bill from TwC in December and they were going to start billing me $70 a month for my $35 service. A quick call and they knocked it…

I never really thought about it. I have a few bartenders I've friended and they give me a lot of buy backs...

I feel like when I pay cash, I get a lot of free drinks. I also feel like dropping a big tip at the beginning seems to get me a free drink here and there throughout the night.

I called Time Warner last month when they told me they were going to raise my standard Internet from $34.99 to 67.99. They lowered me back to $34.99 for the next year. Yikes!

I cut out most eating out except for treating my mom and sister to pizza. I usually do lunch out every day at about $7 and dinner each week a few nights for about $50 total each week. I spent $40 on dinner and I went out for drinks only a few times at about $50 total. I saved about $250 or so.

I wish my body turned food into booze. I could justify all of my poor decisions.

Yes! Agreed! He's too damn cool. I saw CBB! Live in NYC and him with friends were so hilarious live.

I've got the worst crush on him. I feel like he has a closet like Mr. Rogers would.

Haha I remember my first boyfriend in Jr high who was a super stoner came over my house one day and told me my house reeked of weed. I was like, “but I don’t smoke! You’re crazy.” I didn't think my dad would because ya know, old people. Fast forward to college when I found his stash. I laughed my ass off. Now he just…

He totally starts every conversation off by negging the girl.

Yessss looks like I'm not doing any work for an hour every Thursday morning

YES! One friend from HS was off of Facebook for so long but after her relationship ended it was like BOOM so many Facebook inspirational quotes. Stopppppp

Damn guns give me fierce anxiety I am glad I don’t live there.

He was a baby. My nephew is so close in age and he so young and innocent and I can't stand reading anything about calling a baby a threat. I hate this. I really hope those officers are charged.

Yeah, he graduated not too long ago. I'm a little older than him but my Facebook creep just let me find out we have mutual friends and those mutual friends are very cool people! Eep!

Has anyone ever been so daring as to try to date a bartender? I met this one the other night who is just so cool and I gotta go see him again. It’s so their job to flirt but this dude didn’t make me buy a single drink (I tipped him a lot obviously at the end because I was really confused that he was not taking my…