I can see it now. This kid will get a high priced lawyer. Be paraded around with a neck brace on, with allegations that the staff knew he was drunk and purposely didn’t serve him because they knew it would escalate and therefor think they had a free pass to assault him. Trust me... this is about 1 week away from…

Man, you must be an ace in life. Please don’t have kids btw. I can just imagine your parenting skills “let him eat pudding for dinner because it will shut him up. ... we’ll just get him back later!”

Fall from grace? They could fill libraries with what you don’t know about football

I’m sure his Superbowl ring comforts him. YOU Mad Bro

Awwwe. And what about CoLOLin Kaepernick doing the Superman pose when he scored on Carolina last season.