Goldie left much to be desired, but I guess I acclimated to his mediocrity over countless fights. The one saying that really irked me was “So you want to be an Ultimate Fighter?” It felt so goofy and forced, kind of the same way Goldberg’s presence in the broadcasting booth felt. Sometimes you could just feel the…

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

It’s a successful shtick. He and Mazz are primarily responsible for crushing the entrenched WEEI into dust. I like it sometimes, but the obvious contrarianism gets tiring.

That’s far more of a reflection of their competition.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

The older I get the more I’m convinced that “everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth” is the truest and most perfect philosophical statement ever uttered.

Fat Lorne Michaels got some pretty good rips in

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

Yeah, no change.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

This was really well done. I’m a fan of the added video series.

Shit, I’m 43 and I can’t figure out how to load-balance my washing machine.

Tawmy from Quinzee would not approve

No.

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

Generally, it is Epstein’s philosophy of offense. Specifically, that is exactly what this particular offense was built for.

Glad to see Josh Brown was brave enough to apologize to the real victims here, the Mara family and the New York Football Giants.