Looking forward to this card made up solely of teen Vine stars.

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Reporters saw Gronkowski in the locker room, bending down and lifting luggage

“Report: Teams are already lining up to bring Peyton Manning into front office”

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

He unfolded a wrapped package of supermarket deli turkey and was eating full slices, sometimes shoving and entire slice in his mouth, sometimes biting off multiple pieces of a slice. Really jarring stuff.

And you’re in the comments so your* going to fit right in.

Incidentally, that bio scored an A as his civil liberties term paper at Ole Miss.

That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

FACK YOU PENTAGON HOWAH WE NAWT NUMBAH ONE?! JAWST ONE MOAWHR EXAMPLARWF THA RAWMPEHNT KAHRUPSHUN UNDAH RODJAH GOODELL’S TYREHNUHKAL RAIN!

Kelly can't play with two good legs. His absence will not be noticed at all. Now if they could finally get rid of Claude, the B's might become watchable again.

8. Comedian Alex Gordon