The best example I found of this was them stating “these equations predict that the Patriots balls should have measured between 11.52 and 11.32 psig at the end of the first half, just before they were brought back into the Officials Locker Room. Most of the individual Patriots measurements recorded at halftime,…

Proof of what though? Deflating? Inflating? It sounds like one of the guys would overinflate the balls to piss off Brady, which is hilarious. “Fuckin watermelons coming”

“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”

“Just call him a distraction then, call him a distraction!”

"multi-kilo quantities of cocaine and several hundred pounds of marijuana."

You seem to have missed his point. He wasn’t bitching.

My theory was that he wanted to stay out of custody long enough for any residual cocaine/alcohol to be out of his system enough to dodge a DUI charge. A couple days hiding out would be plenty of time for that. It also seemed highly plausible that he wanted to have someone take the fall for him, but the idea got shot…

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

To be fair, Joe Public didn’t want to abuse those people, he was provoked.

Wait until he finds out about this candy-assed milk...

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Easy!

All of the hand-wringing in baseball about PEDs is about home run records and nothing else. For some reason, people think that if modern stars surpass the achievements made by Mays, Ruth, Aaron and other players from when baseball was America’s Pastime, it somehow diminishes them or makes what they accomplished less…

Tommy John Cool Cotton Boxer Brief.

Tommy John Cool Cotton Boxer Brief.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Ortiz is joking with Ellsbury.

Considering John Kruk and Curt Schilling were in the booth, Ortiz’s comment was the most cogent observation of the night.

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

"The Browns were kind of a mess by year's end"