True story: When I was a freshman at Western Kentucky, we hosted the Sun Belt basketball tournament. After we were eliminated too early, me and my friends went to games against the team that beat us. Anyway, the UALR athletic director (this guy), saw us interacting and getting along with the school's band over the…

List of crazy people:

1.) People who complain at all about Eva Longoria making them breakfast.

So all the NFL's mouthpieces are now going to character assassinate Josh Gordon in order to make the NFL's decision look justified and totally non-ridiculous.

Shaughnessy can just rewrite the same column....

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My wife also uses butthole when describing a "no-no."

Wow... And to think just a few years ago La Russa got .09 for much cheaper.

The constant penalties are bad enough, but when you add in the "automatic first down" it becomes a complete joke.

If there are going to be even more pass interference calls please change the rule to the college system- 15 yards no matter where it was on the field. We don't need anymore 55 yard penalties because Victor Cruz was sneezed on.

Tampa Bay is going to make the same gesture all season to assure opponents they washed their hands.

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.

Like everyone else, I'm tired of the media obsessing over Manziel, but after years of being completely ambivalent toward the guy, I'm starting to like him. He has personality, is endearingly dumb, and is totally harmless.

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Ridiculous. You don't hit a HR after being brushed off the plate. It's in the unwritten rules.

"Don't brush back Yoenis Cespedes"

Allow me translate his quote:

To have a job where you are at the mercy of variance can be insanely stressful and can lead to a lot of unhealthy habits.

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

Would you agree that you look like a cross between James Deen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

I'd say mostly real. I really don't think Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier like each other