I'd say mostly real. I really don't think Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier like each other

Favorite Toms River little league world champion team member?

How is Dana White viewed by the average UFC fighter?

There's a lot of concern about the effects of weight cutting on MMA fighters; I know there's been one death in Brazil that was possibly tied to it, and that it's also caused issues for amateur wrestlers.

Would you ever steal crab legs if you were hungry and in a.......pinch? #AskJameis

How far can you punt a football?

"bros"

Fuck that guy.

Danieal

Don't people normally say "Why is always the drunk driver who survives?"

.377 is something you usually hear with Javaris Crittenton stories.

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

Also, don't forget that Jon Jones is just a dick.

I wouldn't take DC serious either when he dresses like my dad! Fuck you dad!! I fucking hate you!!!

She seems batshit crazy to me, so it might be something to do with her. Dad's jersey number 2 inches away from her pussy... who does that?

When I say positive, I don't mean "MMA fighter rescues kids from burning building" or a glowing breakdown of the tightly run ships that are Bellator or the UFC.