jokerofsauce
jokerofsauce
jokerofsauce

DEEP WATERS!

something worth noting (i think) that hasn't gotten any attention during the lead up to the fight is the fact that cain has been hurt during the majority of DC's camp. i'm curious how not having him to prepare with will affect DC's preparation for this fight.

i just don't understand what people are thinking sometimes. like, what the fuck is this dude thinking? i'm not talking about whether or not he forced himself on her. i'm just flat out talking about what a guy, any guy is doing picking up a hooker who i can only assume is in pretty rough shape if she's been smoking

i live in boston and our public transit system is a piece of shit. there's no fucking way the system, as currently constituted, could handle that type of influx.

this sounds like sour grapes.

well, should soy sauce be refrigerated?

maybe he doesn't give a fucking shit about being benched and is relieved not to have to play this week.

this will easily cost 2 billion when it's all said and done due to inflation and cost overruns.

he's referred to as "kavorkian" around these parts. hopefully i spelled kavorkian correctly.

they got lucchino'd

gruden's full of shit. coaches love fights at practice.

so, i'm gonna start typing and see if this comes out as funny. it may not but let's try.

golf is hard.

"I wasn't in Ferguson. I don't know exactly what happened. But I know one thing:"

the kicker loves them all!! the motherfucking kicker at UAB!

what a fucking douche move. he contradicts himself, btw, saying he felt intimidated then saying "i'm never scared" b/c khalil is apparently soft. i hate this guy.

these guys seem boring.

as a person who has endured extensive chemotherapy i can confirm this to be true.

anytime an athlete makes a joke about counting paper i think about the scientific fact that like 97% of all pro athletes go broke. this dude will def go broke.

and for the price a really great value. plus, when you buy that you can get wipes for your butt.

and for the price a really great value. plus, when you buy that you can get wipes for your butt.