i just don't understand what people are thinking sometimes. like, what the fuck is this dude thinking? i'm not talking about whether or not he forced himself on her. i'm just flat out talking about what a guy, any guy is doing picking up a hooker who i can only assume is in pretty rough shape if she's been smoking…

this sounds like sour grapes.

well, should soy sauce be refrigerated?

maybe he doesn't give a fucking shit about being benched and is relieved not to have to play this week.

this will easily cost 2 billion when it's all said and done due to inflation and cost overruns.

he's referred to as "kavorkian" around these parts. hopefully i spelled kavorkian correctly.

they got lucchino'd

gruden's full of shit. coaches love fights at practice.

so, i'm gonna start typing and see if this comes out as funny. it may not but let's try.

golf is hard.

"I wasn't in Ferguson. I don't know exactly what happened. But I know one thing:"

the kicker loves them all!! the motherfucking kicker at UAB!

what a fucking douche move. he contradicts himself, btw, saying he felt intimidated then saying "i'm never scared" b/c khalil is apparently soft. i hate this guy.

these guys seem boring.

as a person who has endured extensive chemotherapy i can confirm this to be true.

anytime an athlete makes a joke about counting paper i think about the scientific fact that like 97% of all pro athletes go broke. this dude will def go broke.

and for the price a really great value. plus, when you buy that you can get wipes for your butt.

and for the price a really great value. plus, when you buy that you can get wipes for your butt.

when the did it become acceptable/standard for guys to stand up during every "big" hand? if i'm not being a total prick i guess i can understand the final hand but as mike leach put it, fuck that, sit your ass at the table and wait 'til it's over to get up.

is he asleep in that pic??

i don't know about anyone else but the tip on using mid-stream piss seems off. i've been drug tested 3 times for new employment and each time was told to only use mid-stream as well as the times i've had to submit urine at the doctor. so, unless the firms paid to make sure i'm not on drugs by my new employer were…