There also should be an age limit on self checkout kiosks, ‘Under 50'

Avoid

For a universe filled with so much potential, I find the fear of trying anything new to be almost unforgivable.

#Imwithbowling

Oh it’s absolutely not just you my friend.

“We’ll do a show about nothing, Jerry! It’s just like life...nothing happens!”

Real question: Is it me or has the product of this season’s NFL been just awful? Like I can’t think of more than a couple of games that were even decent. They all just look like amateur hour punctuated with tons of ticky tacky calls and commercial breaks for Beer/Daily Fantasy.

...and you’re buying tickets/paying taxes on a stadium/underwriting their federal tax breaks/watching them on TV...my point being: There’s enough to go around.

...and furthermore, we refuse to eat your tax-break Ambrosia Salad unless you give us the giant-sized bowl for free, and actually PAY us to take it.

No offense to you, but I am getting a good chuckle at the thought of people vacationing in Chappaqua.

Happy not to be a fan anymore. Good luck with your investigation into why your ratings are declining, Roger!

Roger Goodell story: I went to high school with the children of an NFL owner (really nice kids) and Goodell spoke at graduation when the son (who was a year ahead of me graduated). His speech was about nothing. He spent most of the time thanking the family of another graduate, who apparently go to the same vacation…

Football is family. And we the NFL see you fans as the cousin viewed as slow and we despise having to associate with, but we include because we are forced to by Aunt Economics.